Dream Twelve




I'm in a large complex of some sort... similar to an airport or hotel. I have a ridiculous number of horror movies that I'm supposed to watch, but some of them are criticised by my friends as being for pussies. I have an image of some rolling monochromatic hills with ominous clouds overhead. I start to watch, but take a break *or some other such intercession of fate* to go to a baseball game.

Somehow I end up down on the field as part of a group of elite members of the crowd who get to sit not in the bullpen, but on top of it or next to it as a minor league game gets played to a packed stadium. I'm sitting next to an older woman with brown hair who is carying a lithe rodent in her arms. I feed it a bunch of bananas. Like literally, one bunch. As we walk away from the game, she points out that the animal has pooped the bananas out as one big bunch, in her arms. They are slimy and slightly brownish, but still recognizably bananas. I offer to take care of them and she thanks me. I grab the bunch of bananas in a hallway of the aforementioned complex, as she walks off with the rodent.

The bananas are moving. They are slippery and squirming. I go to dump them down the drain. As I drop a couple in, they flatten and turn bright orange, then flutter away, as though they were designed for life underwater. This is a very bad thing. These are not good creatures. They have insidious intent. One of my aquaintences does not believe me, and is in fact laughing at one of the now flattened out organisms that he holds in his hands, it forms a sort of pouch from its body. He leans in closely to look inside, and the thing wraps itself around his forehead, clamping on just above the ears. I can't believe how stupid this person is, but at least we'll get to talk to one of these things now. He claims his name is some inpronouncable garbage. He is standing bolt upright with his hands at his sides and this bright orange lump on his forehead talking through his mouth. Man this is tiring. Okay. I have only three of the original bunch left... who knows where they all went. Whatever. I'm tired so I wake up.